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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!

Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.


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Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice!

Shut up and drink it before it clots.


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Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?

Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.


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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!

Shut up, we only have it once a month.


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Mommy, Mommy! I hate spaghetti!

Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm.

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Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye!

Shut up and eat around it.


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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garbage compactor?

Shut up and chew!


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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough!

Shut up and keep chewing!


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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?

Shut up and deal.


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Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!

Shut up and get away from the dart board!

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Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.

Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!


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Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?

Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.


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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial?

Shut up and keep flushing.


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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!

Shut up and get the marshmallows!


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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!

Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!