IMRADIO

Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf?

Shut up and comb your face!


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Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.

Billy, let go of Susie's ear.

Billy! Let go of her ear!

All right Billy, give me the ear.


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Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.

Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.


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Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?

Shut up and keep digging.


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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa.

Well, just push him aside and eat your beans.

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Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!

Well throw some more gasoline on him then.


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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia.

Shut up son and keep swimming.


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Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Shut up son, you'll wake your father.


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Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles.

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.


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Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running?

Shut up and reload.

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Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard?

Shut up and shoot again!


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Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma!

Shut up and keep digging.


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Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?

Shut up and flush.


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Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!

Shut up or I'll flush it again!


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Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here.

Shut up or I'll flush it again.