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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?

Shut up and eat your meat loaf.


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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.


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Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.


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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.


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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up and pass me the crowbar

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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?

Shut up and get back in the oven.


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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?

Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!


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Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?

Shut up and get back in the oven!


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Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza!

Shut up and get in the oven!


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Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax....

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Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?

Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!


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Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.

Shut up and eat around it!


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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?

Shut up and eat your cornflakes!


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Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?

Shut up and get back in the box!


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Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!

Shut up and comb your face!