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A lesbian joins weight watchers. Her teacher tells her, "You are what you eat." The lesbian knocks her out with one punch.
When asked why she did it she replies... "´cos she called me a c--t"!!

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two men at airport first man says i can't find my wife. second says i can't find mine either, what does yours look like? first man says she's 6ft tall blonde big tits long legs mini skirt stockings high heels and a boob tube, whats yours look like? 2nd man says f+*k her we'll look for yours

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England are to change their shirts.
The three lions will be replaced with three tampons to represent the worst f*cking period they've ever had!!!!!